I didn’t know Morrissey was playing here…..hope no one bonks him over the head with a bottle.

Ideal for reducing those Facebook status posts made by that person you find irritating into so much garbage rolled up into a ball.

Be careful about that hype about this org, people.

tattoothecactus:

Fake Criterion for Troop Beverly Hills

christiannightmares:

Japanese Jesus Christ runs Tokyo Marathon with a cross on his back (Found at Giant Robot; More photos at Sankaku Complex)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeentiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine’ssssssssss Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

rappersthatsuck:

Fat Rapper Passes Out While Trying to Hit the Blunt LOL

“This is probably the most pulpy, overwrought, melodramatic cowboy vs. Indians story ever written.” - Nicholas Sparks on Blood Meridian

“…pulpy, overwrought, melodramatic…”

There’s just something funny about Nicholas Sparks calling somebody out for being overwrought and melodramatic, just saying.